Now you'll have something to wear!

Squeaky Fromme is getting out of prison next week, and you have nothing to wear.

Until now.

Over lunch, your Whiggy Tease founders heard Squeaky Fromme, the insane and incompetent attempted assassin of President Gerald Ford, was getting out of prison next week. In most people, this news prompted a “hmmm” or perhaps a “wonder if that’s a good idea.”

At Whiggy Tease, it made us think about you and your needs. Your need to wear some Squeaky tees next week. Our need for you to buy such swag from us at a reasonable price.

So, the first Nelson Mandela inspired item looks like this…

Now, perhaps you have doubts about Bill Clinton’s negotiated release of Ms. Fromme. Perhaps you’d like to wear something like this…



What could possibly go wrong, indeed?

Or, perhaps your analysis of the Fromme situation is at a higher level…



We don’t know if we should display our Fromme stuff in Aisle One or in the Gerald Ford store or maybe somewhere else. So, for now, we’re putting it in the display window at the Whiggy Tease site. Go there now.

Buy now, and tell your friends. If you order in the next few days, you’ll have your shirt for Squeaky’s big day.

And you’ll also have it for the First Day of School.

If you’re no longer in school and are actually a parent, you can wear it to the first Parent-Teacher Conference.

Q the President

We’re thinking of a President. His dad was President first. This President’s dad had a tough act to follow in the White House. Dad wasn’t helped by his tendency to be elitist, but he was often assisted by his popular wife.

The President we're thinking about ran for office to either follow in his father's footsteps... or to avenge dad's re-election loss. Depends on who you ask, we guess.

The President we’re thinking about had the same first name as his dad. He became President after a very, very controversial election.

Now, most people would reckon that we’re talking about this guy…

… but we are not. Since you are reading Whiggy Tease, you’re smart enough to know we’re talking about this guy…

Yes, it’s the John Quincy Adams line. Or, “Q – The President” for short. We’ve reproduced some vintage Q swag, and it’s on sale right now.

You’ll notice W stole his 2004 logo from Q's re-election campaign. That Karl Rove, he’s clever.

Q’s dad of course was John Adams, who had to follow George Washington. Adams was a bit elitists, but everyone loved Abby. And if you think the 2000 election was controversial, the 1828 one was perhaps even more so.

This line is just for starters. Bumper stickers and posters are coming soon.

THE World Premier of THE first Whiggy Tease commercial on YouTube.

Whiggy Tease sales are through the roof. We can hardly keep the inventory in stock. Let’s not beat around the bush, we’re going to be filthy rich. If this was an episode of “Behind the Music,” we’d still be at the Rising Star segment, but after the commercial, things are going to get out of control.

We think what you are about to see is the next step to fame and fortune.

Yes, we have a commercial. While our current profits are huge, we want much more. So we’re advertising. Our Whiggy Tease Spokesmodel was available for a shoot this weekend, so we flew her to the campus of The Bowling Green State University to film a spot for one of our most popular lines.

Here’s a refresher/explanation if you need it.

So, ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that we present to you, the World Premier of the first Whiggy Tease commercial on YouTube.



There’s more where that came from…