Saturday, July 11, 2009

It's always Ladies Night here at Whiggy Tease




No, you aren’t just imagining things. All of the Whiggy Tease products designed specifically for the ladies are less expensive than the products for men, children or pets.

Let’s be absolutely clear. The stuff for men, children and pets has not been marked up.

However, we lower the price significantly for the ladies. Because that’s how we roll here at Whiggy Tease.

Look, we could buy ads to promote our stuff. Or, we could make our products more accessible to the pretty ladies, and let them sell it for us.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The Napoleon of the South vs. Sarah Palin

Prior to the launch of Whiggy Tease, we assumed the most popular item in our store would be one of the Sarah Palin products. It appeals to right-wing Republicans and shoe fetishists. We figured this one item would be the one that would make us rich.

Now, while the Palin swag is selling, you know which politician is outselling her?



That’s right. James K. Polk.

We also have this smaller design available in the James K. Polk store.



Why is the Polk stuff so popular? We’re certain it has to be due to They Might Be Giants and their song about our 11th President. You’ve heard it before if you’ve ever listened to NPR on Presidents Day.