What's your New Year's Resolution? To be green? Whiggy Tease can help.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whiggy Tease has heard it all before. This year will be different. This time, you're going to stick to your resolutions for the New Year. In 2010, you're going to quit smoking, you’re going to lose weight, you’re going to get some treatment for that sex addiction problem.

Whatever.

How about a resolution that you can keep? You know, perhaps try to reduce your huge carbon footprint just a little bit. For starters, you can stop with the paper or plastic when you go shopping, and start using those reusable canvass bags.

Whiggy Tease resolves to help you out with that.

Next time you go to the grocery store, why don’t you take Barack Obama with you?


You want to be green, the President wants you to be green. So order the above bag.

Or order the below bag. It doesn’t’ matter to us. Our profit is the same.


Thing is, you need to herby resolve to order some bags. Now, while President Obama is an environmentalist, you can make an even stronger statement. Yes…

… buy your very own Al Gore bag. Take it to the grocery store. Or, take it to your local home improvement store and fill it up with those energy efficient light bulbs.

2010 will be different. 2010 will be better. Thanks to Whiggy Tease.

After she says yes, what happens? Here's a hint - it involves Whiggy Tease.

New Year’s Eve is as good of a time as any to propose to your girlfriend. Now, suppose she says yes. What happens next?

Perhaps you “celebrate,” if you know what we’re saying. We think you do know.

Well, perhaps she calls her parents to tell them the big news. You call your parents. Then perhaps you think about who’s going to be in the wedding party, where you’ll get married and when, and talk about a honeymoon.

But sooner rather than later, you’re going to talk about your wedding registry. Maybe a nice department store, perhaps a Target type big box, and perhaps a specialty shop.

When planning your wedding registry, you need to consider Whiggy Tease.

That’s right. How many towels and plates do you need? You don’t want to be one of those Boring Married Couples, do you? No, you don’t. You’re going to need some cool swag, and there’s no place cooler than your favorite on-line store, Whiggy Tease.

Look, the Whiggy Tease Wedding Registry would be the perfect way for you to get all the Presidential Christmas ornaments you need. The registry is the quickest way to get all the coffee mugs you want. And what about coasters? Good lord man, do we not talk about the necessity of coasters enough here?

You’re also going to go on a honeymoon, right? Look, we can’t help you with everything you need for your honeymoon. We are not Ambiance the Store for Lovers. But are you going somewhere warm? Somewhere near a beach, perhaps? Well then, you’ll need to register for our new beach bags.

It just goes on and on. You need to register at Whiggy Tease.

Here’s how it will work. E-mail Whiggy Tease at whiggytease@hotmail.com. Tell us who you are, when your wedding is and where, and tell us what Whiggy items you want. Or, just tell us your interests and political persuasions and your Whiggy Tease wedding consultant will do the rest for you.

We’re serious.

We’ll create a website just for your wedding. You can e-mail it to all your friends. You can put it in your wedding announcements. Your friends can find it on the Google. You’ll be a Cool Married Couple, and that’s important.

Congratulations on your engagement. Now, let’s start registering!