James Traficant is getting out of prison and you have nothing to wear.

On September 2nd, James Traficant is getting out of prison. And you have nothing to wear.

If you’re a Traficant fan living in the Mahoning Valley, or for that matter any place on Earth, you’ll want to dress up for James Traficant Freedom Day.

Have we got the item for you…

Sure, there are other t-shirts out there you can buy. They’re nice enough, we guess. But if you want to look sharp for Jimbo’s Big Day, you’ll want something special. The Whiggy Tease line appeals to Traficant’s love of Star Trek.

And notice the loving detail that went into this item. At first glance, it might just look like a silhouette of a man, but if you look closer at the guy’s hair, you’ll notice that it is unmistakably James Traficant.

There are shirts available, in all sizes. There are also mouse pads, posters, water bottles and travel mugs. In fact, we're so confident you'll love this Traficant design that we're slapping it on products we don't even understand.

But you need to shop right now in the Free James Traficant store. Because this line will be discontinued on September 3rd.

THE swag marked down for back to school, first football game, homecoming, etc.

There’s a lovely enough school in Columbus that used to be known as Ohio State University. For the last decade or so, they’ve taken to calling themselves The Ohio State University.

There’s an even better school in Northwest Ohio that up until very recently has been known as Bowling Green State University. But if the Buckeyes can have a “The,” we here at Whiggy Tease reckon the home of the Fighting Falcons should have one as well.

So, from now on, it’s The Bowling Green State University.

As you may know by now, there is “official” the swag – t-shirts, clocks, buttons, undergarments, etc. We’ve also added some brand new merchandise. But you may not know, it’s all on sale right now. Click here to go directly to THE merchandise center at the Whiggy Tease store at CafePress.

One of the many THE items, as modeled by our Lovely Spokesmodel.

It’s on sale to celebrate the start of The Bowling Green State University’s fall semester. It’s on sale so you can wear it to the first home football game, or homecoming, or for your first visit to Ground for Thought or Howard’s Club H.

Or, all you alumni can just wear it around wherever it is you live now.

This sale can’t last. We here at Whiggy Tease can’t sell forever at these prices. So buy now.