It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

This picture really needs no caption. It certainly doesn’t even need an entire Infoblog post. But it will get one nonetheless.

Even though your pumpkin from Halloween has yet to completely rot, it is time for you to put up your Christmas tree. To be clear, it is time to put up your Christmas tree if you have received your Whiggy Tease Presidential Christmas Ornaments.

Look at this precious little girl. She loved her pumpkin. But she loves Christmas. And she loves President James K. Polk. When the two are combined, it’s even more magical. This doesn’t mean she loves her pumpkin any less. Not at all.

If you’ve ordered your Christmas ornament in the last week or so, you should be receiving your order any day now. And yes, that means the Whiggy Tease customer who ordered TWELVE Ronald Reagan ornaments – you’ll be getting your order soon.

But how about you? Have you ordered your ornaments yet? If not, get cracking. Shop now. There’s a sale going on through tomorrow. Click here to begin your shopping experience.

As for those of you who have your ornaments… what are you waiting for? Put up your Christmas tree right now.

Whiggy Tease Presidential Christmas ornaments now 25% off.

Café Press, the official Whiggy Tease subcontractor, just announced that all Christmas ornaments are now 25% off through November 6th.

Do you know what this means? It means you can now afford even more of our Presidential Christmas tree ornaments! You can put all Republicans on your tree, or all Democrats. You can have an entire tree of one-term Presidents. Or all Whigs! The possibilities are limitless.

What is stopping you from ordering right now? Click here to start shopping.

If you don’t order right now, we here at Whiggy Tease can only come up with one of two conclusions. Either you hate America, or you hate Christmas.

We’re certain neither is the case. So shop now.

Holiday Scenario #1: The Secret Santa at Work.

Many, many years ago, there was a little newspaper put out by a spunky little Downtown Business Association. To encourage downtown shopping, the newspaper ran something they called “Holiday Scenarios.” Whiggy Tease is not beyond stealing a good idea. Readers of this infoblog already know that.

Holiday Scenario #1: The Secret Santa at Work.

Doug is a government employee. His first Christmas in his new department is coming up, and he’s recently discovered that his new co-workers do a Secret Santa party every single year.

The clever type, Doug doesn’t want to buy $15 worth of lottery tickets and call it a day. Nobody really wants lottery tickets. Odds are, the recipient won’t have fun opening the present.

Whiskey is probably out of the question. And who wants a Christmas CD? There’s always a restaurant gift certificate, but if Doug buys it for a place on the West Side, and the person who gets his gift lives on the East Side, it’s not a good gift.

What gift could all of Doug’s co-workers enjoy? To answer that question, Doug has to ask and answer another question. “What do all of my co-workers have in common?”

The answer? In this crappy economy, they’re all subjected to unpaid furlough days.

The perfect Secret Santa gift for government employees is…

… the Whiggy Tease Happy #%@*! Day shirt.

Click here to read more about this popular Whiggy Tease item.

It’s also available in a lighter shade for the ladies.





Imagine the joy one of Doug’s co-workers will experience when he opens this gift. His co-workers will all but fight him or her for Doug’s gift. Or offer a bottle of whisky for it. And best of all, Doug’s boss will be sure to get a kick out of it. Doug will probably get a promotion in 2010.

Way to go, Doug. Thanks to you, and Whiggy Tease, this will be the Best Christmas Ever!