You can fight fashion. Join the anti-brown pants movement now.

Here’s a little something for you Cleveland Browns fans. The rest of you can just shop in the “Historical Stuff” section until this blows over...

The Eric Mangini Era for the Cleveland Browns has gotten off to an ugly start.

Yes, tonight in Land of Unfermented Cheese, the Browns are wearing those hideous brown pants again. They’re not only ugly, but last year they were proven to cause serious injuries to our players. Just as bad, they go against the proud (well, mostly proud) history of the Cleveland Browns.

The Browns should be in white pants with the traditional orange and brown piping, period.

“Oh well,” you say. “What can you do?”

Oh, we’ll tell you what you can do. You can fight fashion… with more fashion.

Yes, it’s the Whiggy Tease line of NO BROWN PANTS swag. There are shirts (here's just one example) …

There are buttons…

And there are stickers…

Buy now, and wear them non-stop until the Browns come to their fashion senses.

While you’re shopping in the "Misc. Nonsense" section where we put all the sports stuff, you might want to pick up one of our THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART items…

Yes, get the pain out of your heart and on to your chest where everyone can see it.

Despite the ugly pants... Go Browns! And start shopping.

The Manifest Destiny of Whiggy Tease? More Polk swag!

We here at Whiggy Tease want to give you, our beloved customers, what you want. We also want to give you what your children want. Turns out, your kids want James K. Polk swag.

Who knew?

Not us, at least not right away. But we know now.

How popular was our initial line of James K. Polk stuff? So popular that there are kids who are planning on wearing their Polk stuff on the first day of kindergarten. This is very much true. It’s the most important day of their young life, and they want to dress in Whiggy Tease’s Polk clothing.

This Polk line is money. Well, actually the newly expanded James K. Polk line is money…

Yes, James K. Polk has his own dollar coin this year. We love the gold dollar coins with the Presidents, your kids love James K. Polk – this is clearly a match made in heaven. Visit the Polk store for all the new items. Here’s just a small sample of what you’ll find there:

The Polk baby one-piece…

The Polk yellow shirt…

Now, what if your kid has one of the old Polk shirts and you think it would be silly to get him or her another one?

Well, you can get your kid a Polk button…

Or, imagine this. Your kid has a birthday party coming up, and you’re not sure what to put in the goody bag. Well, the Polk button comes in packs of 10 or even 100. Send all the kids home with Polk buttons.

Your kid will be learning to tell time soon, right? Or maybe he already knows to tell time. Well, he needs a clock…

Yes, James K. Polk can teach your child how to tell time. We bet he can do it in just one term.

But wait, there’s more.

That’s right. It’s the James K. Polk Dollar Coin Christmas Tree Ornament.

Operators are standing by.