Now you'll have something to wear!

Squeaky Fromme is getting out of prison next week, and you have nothing to wear.

Until now.

Over lunch, your Whiggy Tease founders heard Squeaky Fromme, the insane and incompetent attempted assassin of President Gerald Ford, was getting out of prison next week. In most people, this news prompted a “hmmm” or perhaps a “wonder if that’s a good idea.”

At Whiggy Tease, it made us think about you and your needs. Your need to wear some Squeaky tees next week. Our need for you to buy such swag from us at a reasonable price.

So, the first Nelson Mandela inspired item looks like this…

Now, perhaps you have doubts about Bill Clinton’s negotiated release of Ms. Fromme. Perhaps you’d like to wear something like this…



What could possibly go wrong, indeed?

Or, perhaps your analysis of the Fromme situation is at a higher level…



We don’t know if we should display our Fromme stuff in Aisle One or in the Gerald Ford store or maybe somewhere else. So, for now, we’re putting it in the display window at the Whiggy Tease site. Go there now.

Buy now, and tell your friends. If you order in the next few days, you’ll have your shirt for Squeaky’s big day.

And you’ll also have it for the First Day of School.

If you’re no longer in school and are actually a parent, you can wear it to the first Parent-Teacher Conference.