You are not yet prepared for what happens after the lovin'.

We here at Whiggy Tease doubts that you are prepared for what comes after the lovin’ on Valentine’s Day.

Hell, we are not all that certain you are necessarily prepared for Valentine’s Day. Look, how can your lover be absolutely certain you love them unless you buy them a Valentine’s Day card from Whiggy Tease?

They can’t be certain, that’s the answer.

So, start shopping. We have 32 cards from which to choose. The first dozen or so are sappy and romantic. After that, they get a tad more aggressive and/or specific. Whatever your needs, we’ve got you covered. Click here to start shopping.
But what happens after Valentine’s Day? What happens on February 15th?

PRESIDENTS’ DAY HAPPENS ON FEBRUARY 15! AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.

We can take care of that here at Whiggy Tease. Click here to start your Presidential Shopping Experience.

We’d like to call your attention to the Lincoln store and the Polk store. There’s some serious new swag in there for our two best Presidents ever. That’s right. Don’t be dissing James K around us. Oh, and don't forget to shop in the O Store for your Obama swag. Don't worry, liberals - he'll get his mojo back.

Finally, it’s not too late into 2010. You can still buy the Presidential swimsuit calendar, Hail to the Beef. Start shopping. Because, after the lovin,’ you want to make sure she’s still in love with you.

This Valentine's Day, get your lover a nice card.

Remember last Valentine’s Day? The card you bought your lover was probably an after-thought.

You were in Target getting kitty litter and you remembered you needed to get a card. Any card. So you wandered over to the card section, remembered that your lover liked politics and history, so you grabbed some card with Barack Obama or George W. Bush on it. And it was okay.

But is “okay” really good enough for your lover? Of course it isn’t. This Valentine’s Day, get your lover a nice card. From Whiggy Tease.

Oh, sure, we have nice cards with Barack Obama, if that’s what you want. We have cards with him and Michelle that read on the inside “You’ll always be my First Lady.” Now, that’s a nice card. Very romantic.

Perhaps you can get a card like that at Target. But can you get a “You’ll always be my First Lady” card at Target featuring the Reagans? How about the Washingtons? Lincolns? Eisenhowers?
How about Grover and Frances Cleveland? Warren and Florence Harding? James K. and Sarah Polk? The Nixons?
Well, you can get cards like that, not at Target but at “My Whiggy Valentine.”

It stuns us how romantic this card is.

But wait, there’s more.

We have cards with different insides, featuring this PDA couple…

… and this lady… … and this guy… But wait, there’s even more. What if you need a card for your mistress?

Whiggy Tease can take care of that too. We also have other cards for other Valentine’s desires, but we’re not going to go into that just now.

So, when you’re in Target, concentrate on the needs of your cat. But when you’re thinking about ways to please your politically-minded lover on Valentine’s Day, come to Whiggy Tease.

So, which card are you going to get your lover?