Remember last Valentine’s Day? The card you bought your lover was probably an after-thought.
Oh, sure, we have nice cards with Barack Obama, if that’s what you want. We have cards with him and Michelle that read on the inside “You’ll always be my First Lady.” Now, that’s a nice card. Very romantic.
How about Grover and Frances Cleveland? Warren and Florence Harding? James K. and Sarah Polk? The Nixons?
Well, you can get cards like that, not at Target but at “My Whiggy Valentine.”
It stuns us how romantic this card is.
But wait, there’s more.
We have cards with different insides, featuring this PDA couple…
… and this lady… … and this guy… But wait, there’s even more. What if you need a card for your mistress?
Whiggy Tease can take care of that too. We also have other cards for other Valentine’s desires, but we’re not going to go into that just now.
So, when you’re in Target, concentrate on the needs of your cat. But when you’re thinking about ways to please your politically-minded lover on Valentine’s Day, come to Whiggy Tease.
So, which card are you going to get your lover?
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