You are not yet prepared for what happens after the lovin'.

We here at Whiggy Tease doubts that you are prepared for what comes after the lovin’ on Valentine’s Day.

Hell, we are not all that certain you are necessarily prepared for Valentine’s Day. Look, how can your lover be absolutely certain you love them unless you buy them a Valentine’s Day card from Whiggy Tease?

They can’t be certain, that’s the answer.

So, start shopping. We have 32 cards from which to choose. The first dozen or so are sappy and romantic. After that, they get a tad more aggressive and/or specific. Whatever your needs, we’ve got you covered. Click here to start shopping.
But what happens after Valentine’s Day? What happens on February 15th?

PRESIDENTS’ DAY HAPPENS ON FEBRUARY 15! AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.

We can take care of that here at Whiggy Tease. Click here to start your Presidential Shopping Experience.

We’d like to call your attention to the Lincoln store and the Polk store. There’s some serious new swag in there for our two best Presidents ever. That’s right. Don’t be dissing James K around us. Oh, and don't forget to shop in the O Store for your Obama swag. Don't worry, liberals - he'll get his mojo back.

Finally, it’s not too late into 2010. You can still buy the Presidential swimsuit calendar, Hail to the Beef. Start shopping. Because, after the lovin,’ you want to make sure she’s still in love with you.

You need a calendar. We can take care of your needs, and then some.

It’s 2010. America is ready for its Presidential Swimsuit Calendar… from Whiggy Tease, of course.

Whether you call it “twenty-ten” or “two-thousand ten,” we all agree on the fact you need a calendar. You need a calendar of U.S. Presidents frolicking in the surf and by the swimming pool. It’s Commanders-in-Chief. It’s beefcake. That’s right, it’s…

… the Whiggy Tease 2010 Hail to the Beef calendar.

Who’s our target audience on this one? Hell, who ISN’T our target audience? Historians. Politicians. People who love a good beefcake calendar. People who think a beefcake calendar is ridiculous. Those who think our Presidents are awesome, and those who think they become more human with shirts off. Democrats and Republicans will go insane for this item.

We’re not kidding. The Hail to the Beef calendar was off the charts in the focus groups. The words “tingly feeling” were used. Sure, the words “sick, sick, sick” were also used, but we think in a “wicked awesome” kind of way.

President Gerald Ford is Mr. April.

But it’s not about us and our extensive focus grouping. Oh no, it’s about you the beloved Whiggy Tease customer. This calendar is a sure fire conversation starter amongst your friends, relatives and co-workers. It will get you the attention you deserve, plus it will help you keep track of what day of the week St. Patrick’s Day will fall on in 2010.

Also, rest assured that this is a quality product. Look, it's not crap, okay? First, it’s 17 X 11, so it’s a nice big quality calendar. Check that, each picture is 17 X 11 – full bleed. When fully extended, the calendar is 17 X 22. So make some space on your wall for the beef.

President Bill Clinton is Mr. September.

It’s 100 lb cover weight high gloss paper, and it’s all wire-o bound together. In addition, the calendar has oversized date boxes providing plenty of room to write in important events.
What are you waiting for? Get shopping. Click RIGHT HERE to order your calendar.

May God bless you, and may God bless these United States of America. And her beefy Presidents.