Sarah Palin, palm reader.

Sorry this product took so long, but it’s hard to find a professional hand model on short notice, and with all this snow we’ve been having.
So, to Sarah Palin, reading a teleprompter is wrong, but writing on your hand is okay. Maybe you agree, maybe you disagree. But one thing can unite all Americans – while Whiggy Tease was the ninth person or corporation to come up with Palin Palm swag, our swag is the best.

We have shirts, buttons, clocks, tote bags, and of course, coasters. So start yer shoppin. Click here to begin your journey.

Sarah Palin's book is coming out and you have nothing to wear.

It seems Sarah Palin - the long lost granddaughter of Ronald Reagan or George W. Bush in drag, depending on your political views - has written a book and it comes out on Tuesday.

Perhaps you’re going to buy it. That’s fine, if you’re into that kind of thing. Many are, many aren’t. That’s not the point. The point is, if you are going to buy it, what are you going to wear?

You have nothing.

We here at Whiggy Tease can take care of that. Since our store opened in July, we’ve had an entire line of Sarah Palin swag on sale. www.cafepress.com/Whiggy_Tease/6768127
We have all sorts of shirts. Here’s just a sample…

Yes, it’s the famous Sarah Palin black, five inch high heel shoe with the rhinestone skull and cross bone design that she debuted at her 2008 campaign rally outside the Montgomery Inn in Mason, Ohio, we think.

If you’re new to the Whiggy Tease Nation, you know we are newly obsessed with coasters. So here ya go…

Also, if you’re going to buy Palin’s book, what are you going to carry it around in? That’s right…
But what about when you get home to read the book? You’re going to cozy up with a nice cup of coffee, or scotch or moose blood. Well, what are you going to pour it in?

Start shopping. Now, if you order today, will you have your Palin swag by early next week?

You betcha!

The Napoleon of the South vs. Sarah Palin

Prior to the launch of Whiggy Tease, we assumed the most popular item in our store would be one of the Sarah Palin products. It appeals to right-wing Republicans and shoe fetishists. We figured this one item would be the one that would make us rich.

Now, while the Palin swag is selling, you know which politician is outselling her?



That’s right. James K. Polk.

We also have this smaller design available in the James K. Polk store.



Why is the Polk stuff so popular? We’re certain it has to be due to They Might Be Giants and their song about our 11th President. You’ve heard it before if you’ve ever listened to NPR on Presidents Day.

The Whiggy Tease difference is in the detail.

Yeah, you can buy all sorts of Sarah Palin crap on-line, at Café Press and other sites. Know what the difference is here at Whiggy Tease? It’s the detail that goes into the craftsmanship.

You can buy plenty of shirts for Sarah Palin featuring one of her sexy high heel shoes. But where can you buy a Palin product featuring a high heel shoe…

… with a skull and cross bone?

Nowhere. But at Whiggy Tease, in the Sarah Palin 2012 store. That’s why we’re better.

Whiggy Tease is now open for business!

Welcome! Come on in. No need to rush. Please, no pushing. We're open 24 hours a day, and we have plenty of inventory.

What is Whiggy Tease?

Whiggy Tease is an outlet for Jim and Mike to burn off much of their creative energy. While doing that, they hope to become millionaires many times over, or at least continue to manage to feed their respective children.

Whiggy Tease is your on-line shopping destination for Historical Stuff, Modern Politics, and Miscellaneous Nonsense. We have shirts, stickers, hoodies, clothes for kids, buttons, clocks, coffee mugs, and in rare instances, underwear.

Whiggy Tease is for history fans, Democrats, Republicans, Whigs, the satisfied and the disgruntled. You probably fit in that group, or you know somebody who does.

So, shop away. Tell everyone you know. Bookmark this site, as it will be your home for the latest Whiggy Tease News, including discussions of our products, information on special promotions, and if you all are so moved, customers modeling our stuff.

Buy something today. We'd like to be filthy rich Sooner, rather than Later.