Sarah Palin's book is coming out and you have nothing to wear.

It seems Sarah Palin - the long lost granddaughter of Ronald Reagan or George W. Bush in drag, depending on your political views - has written a book and it comes out on Tuesday.

Perhaps you’re going to buy it. That’s fine, if you’re into that kind of thing. Many are, many aren’t. That’s not the point. The point is, if you are going to buy it, what are you going to wear?

You have nothing.

We here at Whiggy Tease can take care of that. Since our store opened in July, we’ve had an entire line of Sarah Palin swag on sale. www.cafepress.com/Whiggy_Tease/6768127
We have all sorts of shirts. Here’s just a sample…

Yes, it’s the famous Sarah Palin black, five inch high heel shoe with the rhinestone skull and cross bone design that she debuted at her 2008 campaign rally outside the Montgomery Inn in Mason, Ohio, we think.

If you’re new to the Whiggy Tease Nation, you know we are newly obsessed with coasters. So here ya go…

Also, if you’re going to buy Palin’s book, what are you going to carry it around in? That’s right…
But what about when you get home to read the book? You’re going to cozy up with a nice cup of coffee, or scotch or moose blood. Well, what are you going to pour it in?

Start shopping. Now, if you order today, will you have your Palin swag by early next week?

You betcha!