It's the Whiggy Tease Beach Party!

St. Patrick’s Day is over. The college basketball tournament has begun. This can only mean Spring Break is right around the corner!

Are you ready?

Do you have everything you need? Let us answer that question for you. “No, you are not ready.”

You need to shop at the Whiggy Tease Beach Party, because you need a beach bag.

We have plenty to choose from. We have bags for conservatives…

… and we have bags for liberals...

In fact, we have bags for everyone.

Shop around , as there’s more waiting for you at the Whiggy Tease Beach Party.

While we don't quite get the History Channel's "World War II in HD," we are celebrating it.

Whiggy Tease may not be rolling out new products this week, because we are very excited and distracted by the History Channel’s weeklong series, “World War II in HD.” We don’t quite get how the History Channel got footage of this epic struggle in high definition, but we assume it involved time travel. We here at Whiggy Tease love time travel.

We also love selling you swag, so here are some World War II era items you may want to order during the commercials.

Whiggy Tease has tons of Winston Churchill stuff to sell you. There’s our series of Churchill coasters, which is not one, not two, nor three, but four coasters large.

While British voters booted Churchill soon after WWII, they later came to their senses and put him back in. Churchill’s 1951 comeback campaign posters featured this logo…

… meaning, that was it. No words, no text, nothing. Just this logo. That’s all his campaign staff needed. It is, to us, the Coolest Campaign Logo Ever, so we celebrate it with t-shirts and a whole ton of other swag. It’s all available in the Winston Churchill store.

Please note that all aprons are NEW AND IMPROVED. They’re thicker, fancier, and come in three colors.

And of course, there are Christmas ornaments. We have ornaments for all the U.S. Presidents, so we of course have ornaments for the WWII Presidents, Franklin Roosevelt and Harry S. Truman. You can also buy your Dwight D. Eisenhower ornament as well.

But don’t think for a second that we stopped making ornaments when we ran out of Presidents. No sir. We have one for Churchill, and there’s a new one for Charles de Gaulle.

Buy now. Get your Christmas shopping out of the way.

The Winston Churchill Comeback Tour

In honor of The British Open, or what we guess is now being called The Open , Whiggy Tease is proud to announce we’re pandering to our British fans by announcing the first product in our Winston Churchill line.

Before we get to that – did you notice The Open is now using the Obama Font? It’s as if everyone has the Obama Font except us at Whiggy Tease.

Anyway, it may come as a shock to those who are not students of history, but after helping lead the Allies to victory in World War II, Churchill was rewarded by being booted from office.

However, voters came to their senses and returned him to Number 10 Downing Street in 1951.

Here’s what we like about Churchill’s campaign in 1951. His initial campaign swag featured no words. It didn’t have clutter like “Return Churchill” or “Tories 1951” or “Don’t Call it a Comeback.” Instead, it featured a simple blue silhouette of Churchill. That’s all he needed. One of the most quotable men of his century didn’t need any words to get his point across.

We’ve reproduced the logo for shirts for the fellas…

Shirts for the ladies…

And for Tom Watson…

We here at Whiggy Tease are not giving up. We will never give up. We know you’ll shop in our new Churchill store. Come back soon for more swag.