So that’s why this morning, at great expense we might add, we arranged for every one of our employees in the Whiggy Tease World Headquarters to receive not only the regular flu shot, but the swing flu vaccine as well.
Everyone, we should say, except our Accountant.
“You boys aren’t going to poke me with those needles or stick anything up my nose,” pouted the Accountant, between puffs on her clove cigarettes. “I watch Glenn Beck.”
And?
“I can’t trust the government under Chairman Obama,” she said. “Save the quote-unquote medicine for the rest of your comrades. It’ll probably make them sick. Or, you know what I think?
“I think the ‘flu shot’ is some kind of socialist mind control drug.”
We keep the Accountant around because she’s good with the numbers. We for the most part don’t enjoy talking to her.
Oh, and she isn’t going to take the H1NI vaccine either.
“Are you nuts?” she asked. “That’s how the government installs the microchip.”
As part of her contract, all of the Accountant’s ideas become Whiggy Tease products. You enjoyed the I Hate Woodrow Wilson line, didn't you? Also, the Accountant gets to use the company basketball tickets six times a season.
Check out the Whiggy Tease Flu Season Swag in the “Ripped from the Headlines” department of the “Modern Politics” store.
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