The Whiggy Tease Presidents Day sale!

The prices at the Whiggy Tease Presidents Day sale are so low, you’ll think we lost our lease. Actually, the prices are so low, you’ll think we are suffering from low self-esteem. You may fear we actually hate ourselves.

Rest assured, Whiggy Tease Nation, nothing could be further from the truth.

Trust us.

Look, we love our customers, and we love Presidents Day because we don’t have to go to our day job, so we want to pass some of this excitement on to you through an insane sale. Based on our market research, you have four favorite Presidents.

So you can go to the Whiggy Tease departments for Abraham Lincoln, James K. Polk, Ronald Reagan and Barack Obama and go crazy.

Every item in each of these stores has been drastically reduced.

But there’s a catch. This sale won’t last forever. In fact, our fellow Americans, this sale ends at our CEO’s bedtime on Monday.

And his bedtime is earlier than you might expect.

You think you're done shopping? Well, you're not. Get a load of THIS!

We were going to spend the evening here at Whiggy Tease HQ rolling around in all of our money. We’re filthy dirty rich, you know, due to the success of the coffee mugs (scroll down to see the old and new mugs).

However, we took a rest from the rolling and opened a nice bottle of Great Lakes Christmas Ale.

As we looked around for something to pour it in… our latest idea struck.

Here they are.

Oh, there will be more where these came from.

Shop right now. You don’t have a second to lose. Click here for the Obama stein, and here for Reagan.