You have a choice.
You can get up early on Friday, the day after you stuffed yourself with turkey, and get out in the cold and fight crowds covered with flu germs and probably head lice in some God forsaken Wal-Mart or Best Buy and try to get your hands on cheap plastic crap.
Or, you can stay in the comfort of your own home, or your in-laws, and relax, stay warm, sit down at a computer and buy some great Whiggy Tease stuff. It's Whiggy Wednesday, and like the Big Boxes, we’re putting our most popular stuff on sale.
That’s right.
All of the Christmas ornaments are on deep discount. Our Accountant is going to kill us when she gets back from her in-laws. Deep discount on every single ornament. This sale must end Sunday.
But wait, there’s more.Not only do we have every President and a few foreign leaders, we’ve added a new ornament…
Bo the First Dog. Yes, the first dog has an "official portrait." It's true.Stay in your house and get your shopping done right now. Black Friday in public is for chumps.
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